A panda walks into a café, and orders a sandwich. He eats it, draws a gun and proceeds to spray bullets all around, before heading towards the exit.
"Hey!" screams the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage. "You're yet to pay. And what's this all about?".
The panda stops, turns around and whispers in a cold voice, "Well, I'm a panda. Look it up in the dictionary."
Before strolling out of the cafe.
The perplexed waiter gathers himself, gets hold of the nearest dictionary, and opens to the definition.
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats shoots and leaves."
"Hey!" screams the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage. "You're yet to pay. And what's this all about?".
The panda stops, turns around and whispers in a cold voice, "Well, I'm a panda. Look it up in the dictionary."
Before strolling out of the cafe.
The perplexed waiter gathers himself, gets hold of the nearest dictionary, and opens to the definition.
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats shoots and leaves."
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