Wednesday 25 June 2014

Work quotes ;)

USEFUL WORK PHRASES

1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by

your unique point of view.

2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean

you're an artist.

3. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet

it's hard to pronounce.

4. Any connection between your reality and mine is

purely coincidental.

5. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't

care.

6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young 

and stupid.

7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

8. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your

mouth.

10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions

I had about you.

11. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of 

Karma to burn off.

12. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are 

largely ceremonial.

13. No, my powers can only be used for good.

14. How about never? Is never good for you?

15. I'm really easy to get along with once you 

people learn to worship me.

16. You sound reasonable. Time to up my medication.

17. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being 

smarter.

18. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a

message . 

19. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

20. Who me? I just wander from room to room.

21. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my 

toys!

22. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the 

cellular level I'm really quite busy.

23. At least I have a positive attitude about my 

destructive habits.

24. You are validating my inherent mistrust of 

strangers.

25. I see you've set aside this special time to 

humiliate yourself in public.

26. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh 

nervously, and change the subject.

Source: www.ajokeaday.com

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