Monday, 9 June 2014

Stupidest things people ask :)

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. . 


Stupid Question:- 
Hey, what are you doing here? 


Answer:- 
Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. 

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet… 


Stupid Question:- 
Sorry, did that hurt? 


Answer:- 
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t you try again. 

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask… 


Stupid Question:- 
Why, why him, of all people. 


Answer:- 
Why? Would it rather have been you? 

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter 


Stupid Question:- 
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good?? 


Answer:- 
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it. 

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years… 


Stupid Question:- 
Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big. 


Answer:- 
Well you haven’t particularly s hr unk yourself. 

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask… 


Stupid Question:- 
Is the guy you’re marrying good? 


Answer:- 
No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout….it’s just the money. 

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call… 


Stupid Question:- 
Sorry. were you sleeping? 


Answer:- 
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping…. you dumb witted moron. 

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair… 


Stupid Question:- 
Hey have you had a haircut? 


Answer:- 
No, its autumn and I’m shedding…. … 

9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth… 


Stupid Question:- 
Tell me if it hurts? 


Answer:- 
No it wont. It will just bleed. 

10.. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks… 


Stupid Question:- 
Oh, so you smoke. 


Answer:- 
Gosh, it’s a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!! 

Source: http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/random/articles/40569/title/10-most-stupid-questions-people-usually-ask-obvious-really

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