Computer problem form!! (Hilarious) :D

Computer Problem Report Form 

1. Describe your problem:

__________________________________________ 

2. Now, describe the problem accurately:

__________________________________________ 

3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: 

__________________________________________ 

__________________________________________ 

4. Problem Severity: 

A. Minor__ 

B. Minor__ 

C. Minor__ 

D. Trivial__ 

5. Nature of the problem: 

A. Locked Up__ 

B. Frozen__ 

C. Hung__ 

D. Shot__ 

6. Is your computer plugged in?

Yes__ No__ 

7. Is it turned on? 

Yes__ No__ 

8. Have you tried to fix it yourself?

Yes__ No__ 

9. Have you made it worse? 

Yes__ 

10. Have you read the manual? 

Yes__ No__ 

11. Are you sure you've read the manual?

Yes__ No__ 

12. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? 

No__ 

13. Do you think you understood it? 

Yes__ No__ 

14. If `Yes' then why can't you fix the problem yourself? __________________________________________ 

15. How tall are you? Are you above this line?

__________________________________________ 

16. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?

__________________________________________ 

17. If "nothing" explain why you were logged in.

__________________________________________ 

18. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? 

Yes__ No__ 

19. How does this problem make you feel?

__________________________________________

20. Tell me about your childhood.

__________________________________________

21. Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem? 

Yes__ No__ 

22. Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me? 

Yes__ 

Thank you for taking the time to fill out our Computer Problems Form. Please allow 1-week response time so that the problem will resolve its self or you will reboot your computer, most likely resolving the issue. 

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