We have a case here, Sarge

Two policemen call the station on their radio. 

"Hello. ..... Is this the Sarge?" 

"Yes?" 

"We have a case here, Sarge. A woman has shot her husband dead for stepping on the floor she had mopped." 

"Have you arrested the woman?" 

"No sir. The floor is still wet."

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