Republic Day Parade 2015: Barack Obama’s Facebook wall
Barack Obama: Man this is a yawn fest. When is this thing going to end?
Vladmir Putin: LOL. Barack if you wanted to see big Russians weapons you could’ve just come to Russia or Crimea or Ukraine!
Nawaz Sharif: Actually, we had some excitement planned but your security service said nothing doing or no aid.
Arvind Kejriwal: See the AamAadmi can’t get three meals and the Narendra Modi government can’t even entertain Obama. What about our young girls? What happens to the CCTV cameras after Obama leaves? I challenge them!
Kiran Bedi: See Kejriwal is always negative. I am always about positivity. AK47 we in the BJP don’t believe in debates. Just delivery. PS — Love you and missing you Modiji!
Sakshi Maharaj: Barack why you only have two kids? You must have more children or else your country will be overrun by Muslims!
Narendra Modi: Barrack, you are bored? I thought we were friends. 
. I thought true friends didn’t get bored when they showed each other their missiles!
. I thought true friends didn’t get bored when they showed each other their missiles!
Angela Merkel: NaMo darling, that’s why you should’ve invited me. Barack is an ungrateful person. And who’s that Kiran? Are you guys serious? I realised long-distance is hard but still…
I realised long-distance is hard but still…
Barack Obama: Come on NaMo, I don’t mean it that way. How about we hang out with that dude with the fake American accent? Salman something!
Narendra Modi: Oh okay. Let’s go today; he is my kite-flying buddy! Also Amit has been giving him tips on how to hold on to a woman!
Barack Obama: Can we grab a drink?
Narendra Modi: Ummmmm… It’s a dry day, plus I wouldn’t want to be around that guy when he drinks!
Salman4Lyff: How dare you mock Bhai’s accent? Bhai roxx, Obama suxx!
ArnabGoswami: THE NATION WANTS TO KNOW – WHY IS MR OBAMA BORED? WHY CAN’T WE AS A NATION ENTERTAIN ANYONE? WHY IS IT THAT I AM TYPING IN UPPER CASE? WHY ARE WE HERE? WHY DOESN’T POONAM PANDEY ACTUALLY STRIP?
The Nation: Nope Arnab, I don’t want to know. Actually, I never wanted to know anything. Stop dragging me into these things!
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